The Ramblings of Boredom

I have written an opening sentence to this blog over 10 times already. I have no idea what I want to write about but I do feel compelled to write. I don't know, I'm sure there is something else that I can be doing. Maybe I could be working on my event planning courses, maybe I could be writing my book that has hit a standstill for months now, maybe I could even be cleaning my house (I know that sounds so odd coming from me).

I think that part of my boredom stems from my iPhone breaking. Well rather, it just died. My nephew had unlocked my iPhone so that I could download any type of apps for free and change the look of my phone (fonts, text message keyboard and all that jazz) and I wanted to update the firmware. In order to do that I had to do a complete restore on my phone. Well now my phone is stuck in a loop. It keeps on rebooting but thats as far as it goes. You can't access anything. I went to bad last night hoping it would be magically fixed by the time I woke up. I woke up and it wasn't fixed. As I'm walking thru the kitchen to tell my husband that I have to fix my phone at Rogers today it swings out of my hand and cracks on the bottom. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Do you know how many times I've dropped that stupid phone and it never even got a stratch on it?

I called Rogers and got rerouted to iPhone support and they are sending me a new phone. Apparently, something about spending over 100$ a month on my cell phone and me being extra nice on the phone got them to just offer me a phone without asking any questions. They didn't ask if I had done anything to it, dropped it, or anything. I'm happy for that. Sad I will have no phone for the next few days. Just give me a freaking phone.... I am considering making my husband buy me an iPhone 3GS and I'll give him my iPhone.

So now when I'm driving I can't just call someone (hey I use an ear piece okay?), can't check FB or Twitter while waiting in line at the bank, in the grocery store, or in my coffee shop.


Whatever. Then I've been thinking of something to blog about and nothing is coming to me. I guess after talking about what happened in junior high I just don't have anything else that "shocking" to talk about.

Anyone have anything they'd like me to write about because I'm feeling totally uninspired.

Oh, I gained weight my first week on weight watchers. How about that for fun. But I started new medicine so I'm thinking that had something to do with it seeing as how it is a side effect.

Lately I've been noticing younger girls looking more and more whorish then ever.

My birthday is in 8 days and I'm not asking for too much:
Day at the Spa
Michael Kors/Prada/Marc Jacobs bag
Prada Sunglasses (like the ones I kinda broke a few years ago)
Gift Certificate to a book store


I'm looking for new and interesting reciepes to cook but I can't think of along what lines.

I've updated my blog roll and removed a bunch of blogs. It's not becuase they weren't blogs but it was because the content was always the same day after day. One person who was on my blog roll used her blog as a freaking personal photo album. Really only so many times and places I wanna see you and your dog somewhere in matching dresses.

I think I'm going to the Casino on my birthday with Hubby, Nicole, and Rody (her hubby). Nicole has never been to the Casino and I love their resto. I went on my anniversary.

I'm looking for new and interesting blogs to read. Anyone have any recommendations?

George and I are going to take Dallas to Old Montreal tonight for a walk and to watch the fireworks.

KeyBoard Confessions

So following in the footsteps of Kearsie over at Soundsliketomatoes and doing a Keyboard Confessions post. Her's are always hilarious. I doubt mine are that interesting but let's give it a whirl.

1. I secretly love it when people ask me what breed dog he is when they first seem him. He's a rare type and I love all the compliments he gets.

2. Today is Administrative Appreciation Day. I was asked to order myself something I really wanted. Wow. The thoughtfulness. I ordered candles from PartyLite to go towards my sells since I'm doing a party this week. I wrote myself a very sweet card too.

3. I booked a vacation to Cuba. My boss does't know yet. Do you think he'll take back my candles!?

4. My bra's are getting tighter. Either my boobs are growing 27 years later or I'm gaining weight.

5. I hope its my boobs getting bigger.

6. I hope its not my boobs getting bigger because I'm gaining weight.

7. I never have liked the word boobs.

8. Or tits. Tits is an ugly word.

9. I hate Twitter. I don't think anyone is important enough to require me to follow their every waking moment. Please, don't update me when you are in the bathroom. That's nasty.

10. I only have one guilty pleasure that costs no money, PerezHilton.com.

11. Oddly enough, I don't really care about celebs. I just love reading how retarded they are.

12. I'm planning my high school's 10 year reunion. The committee seems to have gone MIA and I am considering just dropping off the comittee and using those 12 days to do something else. Like go to Greece or Riveria Maya.

13. I love candles. I love the way they smell, I like how they make a room glow. I spend hundreds of dollars per month on candles. I can't go a day without burning at least one tealight.

14. My LastFM free trial just ended. I didn't know it was a timed thing. I think after listeing to over 22,000 tracks in less than a year they decided I used up enough of their resources.

15. Within minutes of my free trial ending I subscribed for a year. It's the best 36$ USD I've spend in my life.

16. I'm trying to lose 20 lbs in the next 5 weeks so I have a banging bikini body. If Kathy Griffin can be 46 is look smoking why can't I.... I'm 19 years younger.

17. I love Paul Walker. It's unhealthy but I do. My husband knows. He's my "one chance only" guy.

18. Besides me, I think my husband's exgirlfriends were really ugly. I dunno what that says about me. It's not a jealous thing, its that they were really ugly.

19. At times, I think I'm very ugly on the inside. I can't help being judgemental at times.

20. I'm going to be a Godmother on Aug 15, 2009. My cousin and her husband asked me to baptize little Amelia! How can I say no?!

21. I've barely done any work in the past few days. I was busy on Monday planning my vacation, Tuesday I was doing PartyLite related things. Today I've been on the phone all day and am now blogging.

22. I need someone to design a header for my blog. :(

23. I love Kate Voegele's voice. It's so soothing.

24. I wish I could sing.

25. I took pictures of my house and put them on Facebook because I like how it looks after the cleaning lady is over :)

26. I might blog a walk through my house!

27. I've run out of confessions for the day.